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Jesse Cox, a low budget parody by Phewcumber Jesse Cox, a low budget parody by Phewcumber
:iconkelseycrunchbite: has made a amazing piece of art [link] of Internet personality Jesse Cox naked atop a unicorn, slaying a hydra with a flaming blue katana that glows when Japanese people are around, surrounded by distressed maidens looking up in awe and flanked by some cherubs. When I saw it I couldn't help to think "How would I have done this?" and then I just had do it :P

My version is a low budget parody of hers with a alot of sweet Phewcumber flavor. Here's a parody description just for the sake of it:
Internet personality Jesse Cox naked atop a "unicorn", slaying a "hydra" with a "flaming blue katana that glows when Japanese people are around", surrounded by "distressed" maidens looking up in "awe" and flanked by some "cherubs". (also with an artist cameo--as the man with the huge gazongas. Cuz why not?)

Yes, that is TB and Crendor.

Here's a link to :iconkelseycrunchbite:'s original picture [link] again
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:iconthezombieemperor:
thezombieemperor Featured By Owner May 23, 2013
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PICTURES Of JESSIE NAKED
my eyesss
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:iconphewcumber:
Phewcumber Featured By Owner May 23, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Well he asked to be drawn naked so that's what people have done
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:iconthezombieemperor:
thezombieemperor Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013
his parent must be so proud
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:iconphewcumber:
Phewcumber Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013  Student Digital Artist
They're probably as proud as my parents were when I showed them this
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:iconthezombieemperor:
thezombieemperor Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013
agreeed
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:iconxxxrandomman64xxx:
xXxRandomMan64xXx Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013
I love how miserable TB looks! XD
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:iconmortality1:
mortality1 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2013
... This amuses me way too much. Holy shit did that make me laugh XD
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:iconphewcumber:
Phewcumber Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I'm glad to hear that :D
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:iconbunnihunni:
BunniHunni Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
What most people don't realize is that's actually his penis. :| Cause ya'know.... Jesse.
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:iconphewcumber:
Phewcumber Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Stick unicorn penis! Only for the manliest of men
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:iconbunnihunni:
BunniHunni Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
-drink clink-
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:iconneoknightexe:
NeoKnightEXE Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013
Looks like Phewcumber likes his boobiez.
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:iconphewcumber:
Phewcumber Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I drink to that!
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:iconsiebeeatspeanuts:
SiebeEatsPeanuts Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Student General Artist
I love TB's face XD and how Jesse gets mixed up with Simon
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:iconphewcumber:
Phewcumber Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Glad you do :D
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:iconcamrocs:
Camrocs Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh simon! :D thats some funneh
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:iconphewcumber:
Phewcumber Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Thank you!
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:iconnaraime:
Naraime Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013
Crendor is way too happy for his own good... wait it's Crendor. Nevermind.
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:iconkybett98:
kybett98 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013
Jesse sent me :)
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:iconfirenter:
firenter Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
So good!
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:iconphewcumber:
Phewcumber Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Glad you liked it!
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:iconjocassidy:
JoCassidy Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Yes. Yes. Yes... This is amazing XD
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:iconphewcumber:
Phewcumber Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Thank you!
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:iconajatusvaras:
ajatusvaras Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Oh my, this is the silliest thing ever, I love it!
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:iconphewcumber:
Phewcumber Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Thanks for the kind words :love:
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:iconajatusvaras:
ajatusvaras Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
You're welcome, I'll have to keep an eye on you if you decide to draw more Jesse in the future (: :hug:
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:iconkilila-spirit:
kilila-spirit Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Student Writer
This is genius. Well played, sir. Well played.
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:iconphewcumber:
Phewcumber Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Thank you, fair lady.
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:iconddrkitten:
DDRkitten Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
OMG! I almost peed myself laughing! This is amazing!
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:iconphewcumber:
Phewcumber Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Thank you! I'm glad you almost peed yourself :D
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:iconrinakross:
RinAkross Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
Jesse must have a tiny wee-wee for the unicorn to be hiding it.
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:icondenu55:
Denu55 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.

The "oh simon" is what got me though, lol. AMAZING
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:iconphewcumber:
Phewcumber Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Thank you :love:
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:iconsoliduz-znake:
Soliduz-Znake Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
I find this more awesome than the original. but maybe because I don't like Jesse very much :P
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:icongulleko:
Gulleko Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm so glad that Jesse linked to this!
After seeing the podcast-pictures you've made earlier, I'm definitely watching you from now on. :)

On a side note; why is Crendor's ribbon so much bigger than TB's? Do you know something we don't? ;P
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:iconphewcumber:
Phewcumber Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Aww thank you, Gulleko :love:

Let's just say he got one heck of an "Immune system" *wink wink nudge nudge*
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:icondarkr0nin:
Darkr0nin Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Student General Artist
This is so incredible.
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:iconthegyger:
thegyger Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
Lurv this to death
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:iconphewcumber:
Phewcumber Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Thank you :D
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:iconfauche:
Fauche Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Student Photographer
"Oh Simon!" I died.
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:iconphewcumber:
Phewcumber Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I'm glad you got the joke :D
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:iconfauche:
Fauche Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Student Photographer
I'm glad you've created this masterpiece. <3
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:iconeinfacheresleben:
einfacheresleben Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
Every time I look at this it gets funnier. I think they lady saying "Oh, Simon!" is probably my favorite part, though.
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:iconphewcumber:
Phewcumber Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Thank you! I was afraid that no one would get that one ;P
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:iconlordwizardy:
LordWizardy Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This is just too much :D
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:iconchibilombax:
chibilombax Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
I love the unamused TB cherub. That expression just fits him perfectly when he's doing something with Jesse.
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:iconphewcumber:
Phewcumber Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Thank you!
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:icontarudizer:
Tarudizer Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is absolutely brilliant, hahah
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:iconphewcumber:
Phewcumber Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Thanks!
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:iconac-m:
AC-M Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha Brilliant!
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